Here’s the text of a monologue I gave at The Paper Machete last weekend, drawing on some research in my book.
Even in the heyday of radio drama in the 1930s and ’40s, most Americans could name just two radio writers. One was Norman Corwin, famous for generous social tapestries with acres of cloying prose, a giant among broadcasters, who passed away only last month at the age of 101. The other was Arch Oboler, who would have been 104 tomorrow, and had a colorful career penning anti-fascist melodramas, but was perhaps most famous for his years working on the legendary late night horror program Lights Out!, which originated in 1934 in the old NBC studios in the Merchandise Mart here in Chicago.
As a writer, Oboler was more Aesop than Aeschylus, but the pictures he evoked in listener’s mind had the vision of a modern Goya — a morphology of shock, fantasy and bluster, stories of disembodied chicken hearts expanding to take over the earth, teleporting bankrobbers trapped in walls, monsters leaping from projection screens to terrorize far-flung camps. In “Spider,” two thugs on the lam hunt lucrative exotic butterflies in the jungle, where they are stalked by a man-eating spider. In “Murder in the Script Department,” two women are trapped in the tower of a radio station late at night during a freak earthquake, and spook themselves catatonic in fear of a nonexistent monster. In “The Day Sinatra Got Fat,” newlyweds confess they only married one another for money and prestige. Moments later, the two are transformed into pigs by mysterious green dust and are eaten by space aliens.
How many scripts like this did Oboler write? More than a thousand, he boasted. And his plays have persisted at the edges of modern experience for generations. I meet a lot of people nowadays who vividly remember hearing Lights Out! as kids on portable tape recorders around fires at sleep-away camp.
In the 1940′s it was the kind of radio you’d hear half asleep, or passing an open window at night on an unfamiliar street, or sitting in a parked car, unwilling to be alone in your thoughts. Listen to Oboler’s plays and you’ll hear modern life as if it were a psychotic Russian folktale, rich with the sound of writhing worms, of air sucked out of rooms, of bodies turned inside out.
Here’s a clip of what that sounded like.
Oboler’s career is also full of aggrandized myths. A Chicagoan descended from Latvian Jews, Oboler claimed that he was kicked out of the University of Chicago for talking back to a professor, a story I find thrilling but hard to buy, not because no University of Chicago professor is that vindictive, but because no University of Chicago student has ever been that cheeky.
Oboler struck out as a writer and sold his first script to NBC in 1933. By the end of the decade, he was airing up to sixty-five plays per year for Lights Out!, Grand Hotel and Irene Rich Dramas, then many wartime propaganda programs. As a director, he was famous for standing on a table top to cue actors. He once coached a performance from mike-shy Joan Crawford by telling her to perform barefoot. Oboler even used a Dictaphone while writing in order to select words that “sound like radio.” He was known to vanish suddenly from a party, returning with a completed script in a hour or two. In 1940, he commissioned Frank Lloyd Wright to design a house in Malibu with a brook running under it, just so he could hear the sound effect.
Tallying up Oboler’s talents and boasts, radio historian John Dunning writes: “Genius . . . or show-off?”
Of course, on the air, the geniuses were show-offs, all of them. In 1938, Columbia Workshop director Irving Reis hired sculptor Alexander Calder to design costumes and sets, for a radio play. Radio director Bill Robson made a name for himself by writing a script for Calling All Cars about a prison break at San Quentin; the program aired during the actual prison break, Robson rushed lines for a last scene to the studio as word came in over the wires that the fugitives were apprehended. Then there’s Orson Welles, whose first splash was an adaptation of Les Miserables that clocked in at seven self-indulgent hours, who tried out a dozen baskets before settling on the right one for the sound of catching decapitated heads in the guillotine sequence in A Tale of Two Cities, who thought nothing of carting in a ton of sand for a desert scene.
Show-offs don’t care who cleans up after them.
Oboler’s showiness included provocations. A vocal antifascist, he once gave a speech at Ohio State that advocated an outright “radio of hate” to incite bloodlust against the Nazis. In 1937, he made headlines for writing a racy skit about the Garden of Eden for Mae West and Don Ameche on The Chase and Sanborne Hour. The controversy had less to do with the script than with West’s provocative delivery, coupled with the reactions of a studio audience evidently more worldly than is usually captured by our caricatured sense of the popular values of the period. At any rate, after the broadcast, West was not invited to appear on network air for more than a decade.
When I first heard the play six years ago, I had just begun seeing my wife, who asked me why I studied radio plays, of all things, what the appeal was. Grandstanding a little, and perhaps inspired by Oboler’s burlesque, I explained that radio is about the irresistable. It communicates by luring, wooing, coaxing. In that sense all radio, I solemnly declared, was sexy. “Even Car Talk?” she asked. “Especially Car Talk,” I replied.
My point is that the steaminess of the Eden skit — and the horror of Lights Out! — is gobsmacking partly because it reveals the sensuality of listening itself, in the same way that nothing shows the idea of photography off quite like porn. And this was Oboler’s special talent, I think, to bumble from the lurid into the profound, to show too much about a medium that shows nothing.
Oboler’s career dwindled in the postwar as so many shows went off the air. Oboler did a little TV, a little Broadway, directed cult science fiction films and helped develop 3-D film technology, then eventually retired to that home out in Malibu, the one built around a sound effect.
In 1958, the house was the scene of a tragedy. Oboler’s six year old son Peter drowned in a pool of rainwater that had collected in an excavation on the grounds. Sounds like the plot of a late night radio play, doesn’t it?
It goes to show two things. First, it is later than you think, all the time. Second, there’s something true about Oboler’s awkward, irresistible dramatic world. Life is exactly like a psychotic Russian folk tale.












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Hey you: like blowtorches, bonfires, poisonous spiders? Consider a career designing book jackets.
Here’s an interview with tough guy Ernest Borgnine, who is 94 and still acting. Apparently the only thing he doesn’t like about movies is watching the final work. “I just don’t like to see my puss on the screen. I say, ‘Dummy, you could have done better.’”
Claire Zulkey reviews TV shows for a living. Guess what bugs her. The comments: “Being told that your mother should have had aborted you when she had the chance because of your opinion on ‘Lost’ [...] never goes down easy …”
In her class on didactic modernism last week, Natalia Cecire asked her students to learn a piece of music from scratch and sing it together. That’s a way of modeling the preoccupations of modernist poetry, of course — difficulty in simplicity, going back to fundamentals, “learning from the ground up.” There was an ulterior motive for the exercise: “They’ve all sung in front of one another; nothing they wish to say about Pound’s Cantos could possibly be more risky …”
In the early 1970′s, Clairol took hair conditioner out of the salon and brought it to the consumer market for the first time. The instructions told women to keep the product in their hair for half an hour, even though it only took two minutes for the product to work. Why? For the answer, check out this episode of Age of Persuasion on CBC radio.
Finally, on this blog, I’ve long been critical of the “defense of the humanities” genre, in which writers and professors assume a rigid defensive posture, fixating on difficulties, cutbacks and failures. As an emotional matter, that’s morbid; at a tactical matter, it’s stupid. No one wins by playing defense alone. At Inside Higher Ed, Mary Crane has at last given voice to an alternative stance:
Hear, hear.
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